Two OUTSTANDING words, for your eternal enjoyment!

#1 OUTSTANDING word:

trenchant--adjective

"vigorous or incisive in expression or style"

#2 OUTSTANDING word:

conflusterated--adjective

(Now, I don't know that this is really a real word, but I said it last night, and... I like it by golly!)

Here's what I say it means: "A mix of confused and flustered, with a pinch of frustrated"